oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My vagina just clenched in fear
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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