My hand turned me down
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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