is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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