Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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