Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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