i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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