i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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