i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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