he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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