she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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