when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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