just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I think my moral compass just broke
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
