Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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