its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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