Screwed.edu
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize
