Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm too high and old for this...
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