Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
