Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
