Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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