After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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