Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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