I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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