think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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