I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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