Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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