I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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