We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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