found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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