well I can't set my house on fire every night
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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