So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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