now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
my being single is dangerous.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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