I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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