Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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