and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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