Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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