It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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