Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I intend to get homeless drunk
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
