She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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