I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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