I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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