Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I need to sanitize my soul.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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