Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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