thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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