Apparently you make a good broom.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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