Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
4 words: hood of his car
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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