rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
