Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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