So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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