Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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