maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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