Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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