? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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