I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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