I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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