Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm too high and old for this...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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