I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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